Apr 27, 2017

18 Reasons Why You Should Never Travel to California

1. The food is too fresh
2. There are only 840 miles of coastline and beaches
3. It is always sunny out
4. There are too many In-n-Out Burger joints around
5. Taco Tuesday must happen every Tuesday
6. The desert, a snowy mountain, and the beach shouldn’t be close enough to each other to visit all three in one day
7. Celebrities are running around everywhere recklessly
8. It is worrisome to drive around so many nice cars
9. You must root for too many sports teams
10. People invite you to wineries and breweries all the time
11. You have to be careful not to get lost in the 9 national forests
12. There are too many happy kids at Disneyland
13. There are so many Ubers and Lyfts around that you can’t even finish your drink before they arrive
14. The ocean is too cold
15. The Pinkberry isn’t calorie free
16. There’s weird stuff everywhere
17. There are dogs all over the place
18. People are too active and outdoorsy

 See, don’t move to California. But if you still want to, and you’re a travel nurse, visit aequor.com for more information.

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